As for dressing like Fauxcohontas with the headress and all (like Zakeet usually posts!) I would pay money for that “dignity”! (It would be improved if Zakeet would throw in some of that hilarious “Gray Beaver um heap big squaw” text! (Reply with it Zakeet, and I will donate $20 more to our favorite web site for this Support Free Republic fundraising cycle!)
Me Cherokee Princess name of Gray Beaver ... you bad paleface to make haw haw at squaw ... me heap serious when me rant like spirit on dark night ... me go on warpath for good cause ... you think it easy to cook powwow chow to prove heritage ... you think it easy to listen to Big Chief Yellow Hair call squaw Fauxihontis ... you think it easy to get mad from bottom of moccasins to top of high cheekbones every day ... me go now and smoke good weed in peace pipe to relax ... you keep wampum away from Jim Robinson ... you no more encourage idiot to comment on squaw!