Al Gore will Blame HUMAN CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING FOR IT before that.
Can I play this silly thinking game? I blame Africa. They have too much manmade global warming. Now, hear me out. The natives are not flushing and therefore, just like the cows, there is WAY too much methane gas. (Or was it horses, I can’t always keep up with the daily blame game). And since all the hurricanes start in Africa, they are sending us the brunt of their gasses.
So, where do I collect my hundreds of millions of dollars for my astute observations? Oh wait, I have to do a foolish movie first. How about “The Gassie Masses and Warmth Felt Around the Globe”? I may need some help on a catchy title.