Yeah. but that mustache is fake as hell. Even if could grow one, that's not one.
Thought he could sneak that one by me, eh? FAIL. Lousy disguise. He'll never get away unnoticed wearing that thing. Makes people suspicious. Maybe a burka instead? Walk right past everybody, nobody knows (because who knows what's under a walking blanket)
To be fully brilliant he'll need to be adding some more sneaky to make it work all better.