I’d rather send in missionaries. Conversion is the only viable solution.
Of course you are correct. I should have marked my post "satire" which it was. I think conversion is highly unlikely, impossible for 99% of these animals.
I say kill them all. Burn everything. Salt the earth, Carthage style. Then let Afghanistan smolder as an example to others. Leave everything incinerated: mice, men, and spotted owls.
Conversion is the only viable solution.”””
Correction:
CONVERSION to room temperature is the only solution.