Maybe those paying $1200 to see her will get a free Clinton Bobble Head Doll.
Posted on 08/29/2017 6:30:12 AM PDT by simpson96
LOL! Or a colonoscopy, or (I am a woman) any other sort of invasive procedure. LOL! :)
Good luck with your teeth, FRiend! ;)
Hillary Clinton’s newest tome will hit discount bins on September 13th.
LOL! I posted yesterday--this is a true story--I went to the dollar store a couple of years ago and there were literally stacks of her last book, on a table, all marked down. They could not get rid of them! The owner joked that the books might make some good material to make a campfire! LOL!
yea he was a frigging NUT.
Pretty impressive how he pulled it off though.
Actually i’ve been getting pain twangs from one of my lowers right side molars for the past two weeks.
Really has me bummed out.
Now i’m wondering if i should pay the 3 grand plus for the root canal or just have it pulled.
i’m really just hoping it goes away.
Still, Better than being forced to see that hillary creature..
This cancer just keeps coming back.
And the audience might just chant in unison, “Yea, yea, that’s the ticket, Hillary,” with hat tip to Saturday Night Live of old.
The Cry Me A River tour kicks off the 2020 campaign with a marketing test of another new persona. The new Hillary will be the real her, not fakes like the dying evil hag, black preacher, or Duluth longshoreman personalities she trotted out before. Honest Injun, they really mean it this time. She’s surprisingly funny too.
Next option, Putinesque hunt for rogue Wikileakers?
So she’s going to tell us that Trump got in her space in that debate? And made her skin crawl?
And she will tell us she took walks in the woods and drank Chardonnay in the aftermath of the election?
And she will recount the reasons/excuses put forth for the election results?
People will pay up to $1200 to listen to such drivel?
And listen to Hillary tell jokes, as she regales us with surprisingly funny anecdotes about the campaign?
She couldn’t draw many people to free campaign events. What makes them think that her people will pay big bucks to listen to her drivel?
Such a vain person.
Raw? Will she describe the Clinton white house Christmas tree with sex toy ornaments?
How about when she calls someone a “f#cking Jew bastard”?
LOL. I had heard that her book will hit the 99 cent bargain bin very soon after it’s released.
I also heard there will be big stacks of her book in places such as Barnes and Noble. It will be given prominent display.
But, those displays will just sit there. Nobody will be buying her book.
As I recall her last book did not sell well at all, missed the sales targets horribly.
And yet she reportedly got a multi million dollar advance for this one.
Maybe those paying $1200 to see her will get a free Clinton Bobble Head Doll.
I’m really just hoping it goes away
Unfortunately, FRiend, I don't think it will. Dental care is expensive ... but the germs, from what I understand, can get into your heart and cause big problems.
I totally understand; I hate going to the doctor or dentist. But you'd be doing yourself a favor.
And having it pulled isn't the worst thing; my husband is missing a tooth, for the exact same reason.
Take care and be well! :)
Has anyone mentioned that a picture of her is not on the cover?
Famous people that write autobiographies always have their pictures on the cover to help sell the book. The publishers must think a pic of her is a downer and would hurt sales.
“Hillary – the live show: Clinton to tell audiences her ‘personal, raw, detailed and surprisingly funny story’ in unprecedented nationwide tour with tickets selling for up to $1,200)”
Excuse me but you mistook me for someone who gives a shit.
“Such a vain person”
Hillary is about as welcome as a wet one on an elevator.
“Will her handler be at her side while she regales the audiences with “humor”, epi pen at the ready?”
When are we going to get “Hlllary- the Musical”?
She has to do this to try and stay relevant. After all, a two-time losing, lying liberal who's lost her income from the Clinton Cash Slush Fund, has got to make money somehow.
Anybody who buys this book or pays that kind of money to listen to this dishonest, corrupt loser, deserves the fraud they get.
Raw?....Tells us ‘Beasty about Huma’s strap-on and how you never let her clean it off after.
Anyone who is willing to part with $1,200 to listen to this washed up witch deserves to be removed of the cash.
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