There was your ex-wife story. At least I thought it was a Suburu. Maybe it was something else. ;)
Oh, that.
I do try not to think of her.
Anyway, after the divorce the ex used her alimony and child support to buy herself a brand new Subaru Forester.
My first words to her was something like, ‘Wow! Nice car! I had no idea you were a lesbian...’
That story?