One day, a son was having a tantrum, and I said, “I hope he gets his period soon: then he’ll feel better.” The daughter in question said, “I hate it when you say things like that!” and I said, “You’re the one who believes a man can turn into a woman by wishing it so, so shut the freep up.”
She turned a funny color and casually wandered out of the room.
Now THAT is funny.
I see you are embracing the Joys of Motherhood.
Kids, is there anything they don’t know? hahaha