[Gay State Conservative]

Hey,if the President has a “football” why shouldn't this nobody?

[Flick Lives]

That this nobody Congress Critter uses the term “football”, an allusion no doubt to the nuclear code “football”, for his personal toiletry bag says everything one needs to know about an ego far more inflated than any football.

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Rokita’s toiletry bag, with his toothbrush and toothpaste, is to be kept in the trunk of the car, along with a nearly 20-item supply box dubbed “The Football” containing an always-stocked inventory of more gum, hand sanitizer, a blue Sharpie (for signing letters), lozenges, Kleenex, a stapler, staples and a staple remover and Shout wipes.

Supposedly, disgraced Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich's "football" was his hairbrush.

I can believe that this story could be true, but with all the leaking going on, it could just as likely be false.