My first thought on seeing the picture was “man in a bad wig”. That’s not fair though. It’s a man with ugly long hair. Whatever it is that most women learn to keep long hair beautiful, he never learned it.
Nor that you dont wear prints over prints. Has the “husband” developed little guy syndrome? If not, he/she really is no man. And the growing a beard does not make you a man any more than cutting your hair short. My advice, the Carnival is in town and they are hiring.