[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Wuz that wrong?

[SaveFerris]

Wait a minute. There was genius in the plans by this embezzler and Michelle Obama:

a) if he steals the money
b) there’s less money to buy food with
c) kids get less food
d) kids eat less food
e) kids get free diet program
f) kids lose weight

See? It all makes sense!! It’s a fitness program!!