Posted on 08/09/2017 9:59:19 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
‘im not some tammy wynette standin by mah man!’
I never knew she ran for president of the Student Council and lost both times, once to a black kid and then to a rich white kid. She did serve one term as the Secretary of the Student Council though, there was a bit of controversy, instead of using the schools equipment, for some reason she made copies of all the records and meeting minutes on an old mimeograph machine her parents kept in a basement bathroom and then instead of turning them in at the end of her term like she was suppose to, she threw them away. But a student at a rival school who wrote a newsletter titled "Schooleaks" dug them out and published them. Many were shocked to find out Hillary was using her position as Secretary to convince alumni to donate to her personal college fund. There are sad stories as well, such as the time in the 5th grade when Hillary caught her first boyfriend holding hands with another girl and then found out he had pretty much held hands with every girl in the class. Strangely instead of blaming him, she labeled all the other girls "hand holding cheats" and spent the next year destroying their reputations. There is even one scary episode when young Hillary collapsed boarding the school bus, but luckily her friends jumped around her so the school photographer couldn't get a good picture.
“The True Story of Hillary Clinton” - if it’s the true story - is full of ugly facts that children should not have to hear about until they are nearly adults.
It’s obviously a lie.
And she could have baked cookies..........
Young Hitlery claims she was a Goldwater Republican.
I doubt her pre-Alinsky politics will be revealed in the book.
American Girl is owned by Mattel. Mattel’s CEO supported Romney and at least one Bush. Nuff said?
I’m sure it will include her being named after Sir Edmund Hilary, and attempting to sign up for the Marines at a recruiting office... and being a doting, caring mother during Chelsea’s formative years...
Will the book teach us how to make big bucks in cattle futures?
Off topic but I heard that the name Hillary for naming baby girls has cratered in popularity since the Clintons came on the national scene in 1992.
Nobody wants to name their baby girl Hillary anymore. Imagine that,......
In Hillary's case, its the same way that the hobbit Sméagol grew into Gollum.
Will they tell how Hillary rode the coattails of a far more gifted politician who happened to be a man, and that without Bill she’d never have run for anything higher than city council? (She would have lost.) Grrrrl power, indeed.
I can’t wait for their Caitlyn Jenner edition.
I wonder if they’ll include the one where she made all that money from Cattle Futures?
How many books will be sold?
“..show girls everywhere that they can accomplish ALMOST anything they set their minds to!”
Corrected it.
A Girl Named Hillary tells of the defining moments that made up her childhood and adolescence with full-color illustrations throughout. In addition to stories and facts about Hillary’s upbringing and accomplishments, the book includes a timeline and a glossary, plus a profile of a noteworthy and contemporary American girl following in Hillary’s footsteps to break the glass ceiling and show girls everywhere that they can accomplish anything they set their minds to!”
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She DIDN’T “accomplish anything [she] set her mind to.” Are these dopes even aware she lost the election, or do they live in some kind of alternative universe bubble?
Chapter 1: Why my mother named me after Sir Edmund Hillary
Chapter 2: Introduction to Lesbianism/Marxism in College
Chapter 3: How to put up with Redneck Hillbillies in Arkansas
Chapter 4: How to make money in the stock market reading the WSJ
Chapter 5: Creative Tax Deductions
Chapter 6: Chelsea and Webb (if Bill only knew)
Chapter 7: It Takes a Village of Idiots to get elected to Co-President
Chapter 8: Midnight Redecorating at the Whitehouse After Vince ruined the carpet
Chapter 9: Cool places to stash billing records and FBI files in the White House
Chapter 10: Moving out and Moving on up with publically donated gifts and cash
Chapter 11: New age Carpet Bagger in NY
Chapter 12: I lost to a N!#&$$!!!
Chapter 13: Selling out for top dollar
Chapter 14: Haiti might be hell but it made me rich!
Chapter 15: Blackberries, Iphones, emails, Oh My!
Chapter 16: No power, No problem because the media still loves me!
How much will they pay Hillary?
LOLOLOL!
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