Posted on 08/05/2017 4:17:59 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Rolling Stone Promotes ‘Professional Cuddling’ as Way of ‘Coping’ With Trump
By Scott Whitlock | August 4, 2017 3:45 PM EDT
How unhinged are some media outlets in responding to the election of Donald Trump? Rolling Stone's website on Friday promoted “professional cuddling” as a reaction to those struggling to “cope.” Writer Allie Voipe highlighted this presumably blue state response: “Since November – and the election of Donald Trump – professional cuddling services have seen a spike in client interest.”
According to Adam Lippin, the CEO of Cuddlist, “The holiday season was the first time that since Trump won the election that a lot of people were seeing their family.” Apparently those who take part in these organized hugging sessions must be told to keep it apprpriate:
"This is a G-rated event," says one organizer. "Touch stays outside the bikini area."
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I don’t think Trump stays still long enough to cuddle.
What is needed here is a time saving shortcut. How about an oxytocin laced vaporizer fluid?
I suggest a one-way ticket to South Africa.
Snowflake strategies.
I’d recommend using Rolling Stone as bird cage liner.
Except I like birds.
Huh?
Where can I sign up for this? I’ll take any 34-c girl under 150 lbs for $15 an hour.
Sometimes I meet with women from dating sites who I know are liberal.
In the chats and phone calls leading up to the meeting, I make sure to say nothing political.
When we finally meet, many times the liberal woman will want to have sex pretty quickly.
It’s only after the sex that I start talking politics a little bit. On the next phone call, I tell her that we’re probably not a good match because of politics.
If she asks why, I give her the full pro-Trump spiel.
I usually don’t hear from them after that, lol.
A divided country can have it’s advantages!
"Thad Hayes, left, and Adam Lippin with their adopted son, Daniel Luke Lippin-Hayes, 3 ½, at home in Montclair, N.J."
all the good looking women were seen seeking hugs from the high money makers that day in the corporation. lol
What incredibly weak people.
Weak-minded. Weak-spined.
Just...weak.
White baby?
Racists!
Sounds pathetic.
Vincent Vega: What? $80/hr? And you don’t get no sex nor nothing with that?
It’s 80 bucks an hour.At that price there needs to be a happy ending.
He will never know what it is to have a real mom just so these two pervs can play house.
What an unnecessary tragedy for little children.
This country needs a good field day (aka deep cleaning).
Back seat of my GTO worked fine for me!
Of course girls weren’t as chunky back then.
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