If (ahem) I went to a strip club, the time the ‘urban’ girl came on would be the time I use the mens room.
At the strip club those girls worked at, you pay them to put their clothes back on.
It's true. There's few places more blatantly racist than a upscale titty bar.
I always kinda felt bad for the sole black girl who worked at the white strip club. As soon as she approached the stage, all the dudes would scatter. She'd be left gyrating on an empty table.