[Robwin]

This competitive application process will favour applicants who can speak English, financially support themselves and their families, and demonstrate skills that will contribute to our economy.

Well now. We Irish speak a very close approximation to English, and the amount we drink definitely contributes to the economy. In fact, our drinking accounts for a large portion of the GNP. Aye!

[duckworth]

Irish girls are usually not guilty and should be allowed to stay.

[jmacusa]

Here now, be dat as it may, if yer arse is here illegally yer still here illegally! An’ me people came from The Old Sod at a time when dere was no such fecking ting as an Immigration And Naturalization tingy, fer the love of Mary.