Oligarchic Kleptocrats are not conservative.
How 'bout them SOX?
https://www.google.com/search?site=&source=hp&q=if+the+people+knew+what+we%27d+done+bush
Personally I'd prefer to have them shopping for SOX here...
https://www.americandetentionsupplies.com/inmate-apparel/womens-underwear
...instead of swinging from lamp posts.
Got Due Process?
Kind'a works better than lynching folks in the context of that whole "A Republic is a system of government constituted by the rule of law" thing.