[Uncle Sam 911]

Tell them goodbye, and tell them to say goodbye to social security checks, military retirement checks, medicare, federal aid of every sort and demand repayment for federal dollars already spent in the state. After all that is settled, then its, see ya. Far northern California wants to be separated from the rest of the state anyway. Use the West VA example to admit them or keep them in the Union and be ready for more Republicans in DC.

[central_va]

Tell them goodbye, and tell them to say goodbye to social security checks, military retirement checks, medicare, federal aid of every sort

All those federal outlays are pay-go now. So the taxes that Californians were paying to DC to fund that stuff will just now go to Sacramento. Same same.