Your response gave me a good chuckle.You clearly haven't had many encounters with lawyers.Come back and talk to me once you come to understand that all the lawyer jokes you've heard are really serious analysis.
You need to familiarize yourself with the type of lawyers who work for organizations such as Judicial Watch & True the Vote. There actually ARE “take no prisoners” type of attorneys, you know. Or maybe you really don’t know and deal solely with mediocrities.