Ugh!
Tell you what, given that I do not worship the same Deity as you, why don’t you pronounce Divine Judgment upon my immortal soul?
The Almighty obviously made a mistake by creating me, so it’s up to the likes of you to correct it.
Come get me. I live in VA where the 2nd Amendment is respected.
Whether your god is proud of having trolls as his/her defenders is between you and your god.