LOL! Please disregard the third line of my post.
This thread IS obviously the “global warming study cancelled because the Arctic ice is too thick” thread, and I obviously need more caffeine.
Caffeine is good. Lol.
Although at a recent doc visit I missed an instruction about zero caffeine before a test, and really screwed up the result and earned a whole staff’s worth of attention ‘til they asked about my coffee.
Next day I was decaffeinated and the results were just fine.