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14 lessons for stupid people
wnd.com ^ | 7/8/2017 | Patrice Lewis

Posted on 07/08/2017 6:30:30 AM PDT by rktman

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“an end to capitalism”

Oh, you need clothing.

Well, that’s a lamb.

Watch it for a few months.

By November it should have a good coat of wool.

Run after it, catch it, make sure it can’t bite you, and then take a layered stone rubbed sharp....

Oh, you want some soap. Well, you seem do need soap by the smell of you.

Take some fat from a slaughtered sheep and some lye.

Ask someone else about the lye, I haven’t a clue how it’s made....

Haven’t had Internet service around here for years.


21 posted on 07/08/2017 8:02:57 AM PDT by Brian Griffin
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...water cannons and pepper spray...

Someone really should find a way to combine the two.

22 posted on 07/08/2017 8:17:55 AM PDT by Libloather (Trivial Pursuit question - name the first female to lose TWO presidential elections!)
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Ping.


23 posted on 07/08/2017 9:38:57 AM PDT by joma89
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...and I wish I were young and fertile again so I could DEMAND free birth control!

Ridiculous, isn’t it?


24 posted on 07/08/2017 10:34:11 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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