If you are going to be shot and killed during a drunken argument, it is always best for it to be a sensible drunken argument.
I suppose there's sensible drunken arguments. "I want a divorce." BLAM! "I'm having an affair." BLAM!
And then there's this.
"Honey, you've had too much to drink. We need to go home."
"Go f*** yourself!!!" BLAM!