Cop: C’mon guys! You guys are the hottest thing since Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch!
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Rocker: David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
Cop: What kind of question is that?
Rocker: David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
Cop: Sammy Hagar!
Disc Jockey: He’s a cop!
Bon Scott or Brian Johnson?
Just kidding, everyone knows it’s Bon.