[Fiji Hill]

...Which ensures many of minors who never heard of or never read Cosmopolitan will now be tracking it down.

Reminds me of the Joel Chandler Harris character B'rer Rabbit begging the fox not to throw him into the briar patch--which is exactly where he wanted to go.

[P.O.E.]

I used to love those stories. Nobody goes lippity-clippity down the lane anymore.