Posted on 07/05/2017 7:20:58 AM PDT by DFG
A pregnant Florida woman was arrested for domestic battery after pelting her brother with frosted cupcakes during a 1:45 AM argument Saturday in the family’s Vero Beach residence, police report.
According to cops, Latonya Daugherty, 24, was quarreling with her 30-year-old sibling when the “verbal argument escalated.” Daugherty (seen above) allegedly “picked up frosted cup cakes and threw them at” Edddie Yaddow.
The cupcakes, an arrest affidavit notes, struck Yaddow in the arm and chest.
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I didn’t know cupcakes used batteries...
That’s gonna leave a mark.
Or is it: That’s gonna leave a mark?
Somebody called the cops for this??? In Florida. Of course.
“Hello Police?”
“My sister just threw some cupcakes at me. Could you send a car out here and possibly an ambulance?”
So this pregnant woman threw cupcakes at him and he retaliated by kicking her in the stomach.
What is this world coming to.
There’s a whole bunch of stories about people using food as weapons in Florida.
Edddie?
She should offer the judge a cupcake. Perhaps he could throw it at the stupid brother.
Now I don't know about your first impressions, but aside from recognizing that nothing good happens after midnight, I had an intuition that it involved *blue* frosting. Whatever it is, it sure ain't food; therefore, I reasoned that it would explain a lot.
While police took note of the blue frosting in Daugherty’s hair, the cupcakes themselves were not collected as evidence.
I knew you could make a battery out of a potato or a lemon, but this is the first I’ve heard of making a battery from a cupcake.
“there is frosting in my man-bun. Please, hurry!!!”
Any man who spells his name with three Ds deserves to be battered with cupcakes.
Florida again!
Don’t DOX me bro!
The only thing that a couple of cupcakes could possibly harm would be a snowflake.
65 years ago I flicked a spoonful of mashed potatoes at my brother. He flicked some back at me. The police were not called.
About that same time, in S. Fla., my brothers and I, had hundreds of choices of ammunition growing on trees around us. Lemons, limes, bananas, etc. Over-ripe were choice.
Over-ripe Sapodillas were the A-Bomb!
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