Michael Douglas once had an affair with Dowd.
Who would you choose? Zeta Jones or Maureen Dowd?
Dowd? Maybe that’s where Douglas got human papilloma virus of the throat.
“Michael Douglas once had an affair with Dowd.”
So that’s how Douglas acquired his oral cancer, which he blames on oral sex. He got down and dirty with the wrong thang during his carefree single days. Let’s just say it’s Dowd’s revenge...