[Mat_Helm]

Pelosi has an ERA of 9.0 and the DNC is already down by 4 runs with bases loaded in the 1'st inning and no outs and the on deck hitter was the lead batter this inning for the RNC. There is nobody warming up in their bullpen and the DNC leadership is in a conference on the mound with the home crowd shouting, "LEAVE HER IN, LEAVER HER IN, LEAVE HER IN," and the plate umpire is about to go out and break up the pitchers conference. The RNC big hitter Trump is batting .500 this season hit the grand slam earlier this inning, his first as a rookie swinging the bat in this town.

[johnk]

“... The RNC big hitter Trump is batting .500 this season ... “

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That is such a perfect picture. All I keep hearing is the “CRACK” and the crowd erupting...