I will admit, my intuition warned me you were a prick when you first posted.
I will have to say that you are so brave to call me a fool while you hide behind anonymity on this site. You would not do that to my face and walk away, I promise you. You need to go on twitter and join the complement that homesteads that place.
Oh, quit your sniveling. When I first posted, it was merely to point out the ambiguity in your post, like the old joke about knowing a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So much for your intuition.
You could have acknowledged that, or claimed that it was a giant midget, or whatever. Instead, you chose to get all pissy and insulting. As for your threats, you’re also anonymous here, no? Talk’s cheap.
Try diagramming the sentence in question, if you can (that was fifth-grade English at my school), and then GFY.