[ponygirl]

My Barbies always bypassed Ken for G.I. Joe.

[NorthMountain]

That’s roughly the gist of the joke ... put a little bit more crassly ...

[Dr. Sivana]

My Barbies always bypassed Ken for G.I. Joe.

My wife used to babysit these kids, with the girls playing with the Barbies, and when the brother was safely out of the room, would grab his G.I. Joe and marry her to him. Sometimes the boy would come in, screaming "Noooooooo!!!!"

The little brother took it very seriously, even though it happened dozens of times.

[detective]

When I was growing up my sisters had Barbie dolls. My younger brother had his GI Joe dolls kidnap the Barbies. He then cut off their hair and stabbed them with a pocket knife(or maybe scissors).

Anyway, they were mad and complained to my mom.

Their Barbies had stylishly short hair styles after that.

[rlmorel]

My Gi Joes would hold my sister’s naked Barbies upside down by their ankles from the top of the stair railing while my sister screamed in outrage below...:)

LOL, nowadays, I think the Department of Youth Services would probably have paid a visit to my house!