DONALD TRUMP KILLED MY BROTHER
Man, I feel her. My brother and I stopped at a steakhouse outside Phoenix about this time of the year 30 years ago.
We had been seeing heat waves rise off the pavement on the interstate, mirages. It was as hot as a pistol and my VW sedan—no cruise, no AC, leatherette upholstery that stuck to our skin.
As we left the air conditioned restaurant, the heat almost dropped us. Here’s the really tragic global-warming part. Bro’ forgot to use a bandana to open the chrome door handle on my Beetle. It was so hot he was instantly vaporized, thanks to Donald Trump.
Then I saw Wile E. Coyote chasing the Roadrunner and they were walking. Both are endangered species.
Why oh why didn’t young Donald Trump cool things down? Now we’re dooomed ..... DOOOOOOOOMED and stuck in this living Outer Limits/Twilight Zone hey diddly h-e-double hockey sticks.
[ Then I saw Wile E. Coyote chasing the Roadrunner and they were walking. Both are endangered species. ]
You think that’s bad? I saw Coyote chasing the Roadrunner through streets of Las Vegas!
And they were in air-conditioned cabs!!! And the driver in each did NOT speak Coyote nor Roadrunner!!
Only more illegal immigrants can fix this!! /Jeb Bush
Sorry to hear about your brother