Here I am in Sothern Alabama. Poor Ole, Miserable Me!
It’s cold and rainy! It is going to rain for days.
Haven’t hardly seen the big ole Sun and it hasn’t topped 90 degrees so far this year. It should be high 90s by the 4th of July!
Woe is me! We’re all gonna die!!!!
Now that Trump tore up the Paris Accord, I’m gonna go out on a limb and predict higher temperatures for the Midwest and South, from the Southwest to the Southeast for about the next 2 months.
I know, it sounds crazy, but you’ll all see I was right!
Hey CNN! Pay me $500,000 and I’ll come on and make the same prediction!