...the canary in the mineshaft has gotten splayed, spatchcocked and plated over a bed of unintended consequences, garnished with sprigs of locally sourced economic distortion and non-GMO, “What the heck were they thinking?”
LOL...that's one of the finest opening paragraphs I've read in YEARS! They splayed and spatchcocked the canary in the coal mine. Hilarious. "Garnished with sprigs of unintended consequences." Brilliant.