Just so you know, that’s a satire site. The article you linked claims that the new procedure is to stop the ship and evaluate the missing sailor’s job performance and whether they’re likely to reenlist. The same site has also broken such stories as:
“High-value target disappointed to be raided by Rangers instead of Navy SEALs”
and
“Mattis signs order formally recognizing Jalapeno cheese spread as currency at all DoD facilities”
So Swift wasn’t instrumental in the sale of Irish children to the meat industry?