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To: Beagle8U

And no more than 15% burro urine by volume.


38 posted on 06/16/2017 7:36:13 AM PDT by VietVet876
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To: VietVet876

“And no more than 15% burro urine by volume.”

.” A small donkey, especially one used as a pack animal.
2. Slang A drug smuggler who swallows bags filled with a drug, especially heroin or cocaine, to avoid detection by drug enforcement officers or customs officials.”


42 posted on 06/16/2017 8:08:23 AM PDT by Beagle8U (Wake up and smell the Covfefe.)
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To: VietVet876
I had stopped at the grocer to buy a longneck case of Leinenkugel Canoe Paddler. So I was ready for a beer as I exited and saw that one of the microbreweries had sent a representative to hand out free samples. Wanting to set a proper example of manhood to a couple of milling hipsters, I grabbed the offered beer and pounded it down.

I damned near threw up in front of them.

It tasted like 1/3 Grainbelt, 1/3 orange juice, and 1/3 grease from low grade mass produced sausage links. I had no idea that there was so much competition in America for breakfast beers that someone felt the need to produce a cheap bad one.

I think burro urine would have been an improvement.

43 posted on 06/16/2017 8:09:38 AM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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