[SaveFerris]

[We may never know her motive]

I’m guessing furniture-making Amish, Menorah-bearing Orthodox Jew, Swedish Pineapple salesman, Norwegian helicopter pilot or rural Mennonite with an eating disorder.

Of course, there is the possibility that I might be wrong.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Dutch clog maker or tulip grower?

[Mr. Lucky]

She’s Lutheran, I tell ya.

[arrogantsob]

This has long outlived its humor, if there was ever any in such remarks