[DownInFlames]

Rule 10 for dating my daughter: I’ve got at shotgun, wheel barrow, a shovel, and 10 acres in the back. They will never find your body.

[bar sin·is·ter]

Just have a huge hole dug up in the backyard and when the boy comes in just measure him with a tape measure...

"Yep.... you'll fit just fine..."

[taxcontrol]

I would change the 10 acres to ... “my property back up to a national forest”

[Deplorable American1776]

I got Gators and a lake...

[ltc8k6]

A dog will find it in 10 minutes...you need a backhoe to get deep enough. :-)

[wastoute]

True story. For a while in High School I dated the Sheriff’s daughter. She was as pretty as could be. The first time I went to pick her up for a date he was sitting by the front door cleaning his big Smith and Wesson. No kidding. Didn’t even comment on it, just said, “Have her back by 10:00.”