Use this handy checklist whenever caught in a jam of your own making.
CHECK BOX AS EACH ACTION COMPLETED:
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Feign Surprise That Anyone Could Suspect You Of Poor Judgement Or Wrongdoing
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Claim That Your Critics Are Jumping To Conclusions Without All Of The Facts
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Wait To see If The Media Is Able To Swing Public Opinion In Your Favor
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Lawyer Up If The Uproar Doesn't Quickly Subside
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Claim You Didn't Understand Your Actions Were Illegal Or In Poor Judgement
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Issue A Standard Non-apology Apology
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Act Contrite And Sincere But Also A Little Indignant
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Accuse Your Critics Of Being Biased And Vindictive
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Claim You Are The Real Victim Of Right Wing Zealots
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File Lawsuits Against The People You Have Attacked Or Harmed
Observe These Guidelines: 1 - Don't ever admit guilt or act guilty.
2 - Remember - YOU are the REAL victim!
3 - Always pretend to be sincere.
4 - Once you have learned to fake sincerity the rest will come easy.
5 - The media will be able to defend you if you provide them the proper talking points.
you nailed it..watching this joke of a press conference..says Trump wants to take the focus off of Russia..says housewives come up her and say thanks for going there lol ok housewives enjoy the presidents head being chopped off okie dokie..typical deflect liberal..would never cut off Obama’s head