[DIRTYSECRET]

I’d bang her-once.

[Hugh the Scot]

In the face. With a shovel.

This skanky whore has used up too much oxygen already.

“Now, look, a lot of people come up here and they thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. He didn’t help me a bit. If it was up to him, Cesar Millan would be up here with that damn dog. So all I can say is suck it Jesus, this award is my God now” -Kathy Griffin 2007