She is gonna end up playing bars full of violent farm boys drunk on warm homebrew beer and cold food. Chickenwire in front of the stage to keep the performers from getting hurt by thrown beer bottles. 50 bucks a night and all you can eat of last night’s food.
Any self-respecting drunk farm boy wouldn’t want that skank smelling up their bottle throwing, chicken wire stages, 50 cent beer night domains. They know filth when they see it.
“playing bars full of violent farm boys drunk on warm homebrew beer and cold food. Chickenwire in front of the stage to keep the performers from getting hurt by thrown beer bottles. 50 bucks a night and all you can eat of last nights food.”
Hey, it worked for “The Blues Brothers”!!! /s;)
Why would they bother to waste cheap beer?