HA! Just last week at a gas station in Belmont AZ I got into it with a pair of freaks asking me for directions. They ask what I did and I told them I work as a timber producer. That resulted in the usual rant about destroying the planet-blah, blah. They mentioned the ice caps and I told them that those ice caps are the same depth as they were in the early 11 century because the natives used to measure how deep the ice was so they knew how deep they had to go to get a hole to ice fish.
The dumb asses swallowed it hook line and sinker.
I never did give them directions to get to the Grand Canyon.
Ice Fishing in Arizona. That’s awesome.