Think of the logic behind “becoming the person you’ve always been”. Obviously written by someone who is able to change mental points of view in mid-sentence, and someone who should not be writing verses for cards.
Have you seen “greeting” cards recently? So bad I’ve switched to sending “blank” cards (cards with a picture but no printed message. Not blank.). A dog pooping. A cat in a litter box. A dog’s poophole. As the the ones with a sex theme, I can’t bring myself to mention what is on them. Then there’s the “making fun of” cards, that trash old people.
If I can find a Snoopy card fine, but I mostly can’t. Mostly trash. Does this say something about a culture in which “2 1/2 men” is a popular show?