“I didnt know stretching was against God either.”
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It isn’t - practicing Hindu religious ritual is, tho. If a person can’t figure out how to stretch even just all by his lonesome, well, I’m thinking he’s prob not hittin’ on all cylinders.
So, just to be clear, when I was doing this routine with my wife in our basement, we were both worshiping Hindu gods? If so, is God now angry with me?