[Colonel Kangaroo]

If it was up to me in New Orleans, I’d put up a staue to the man who defeated Lee, the American patriot Ulysses Grant.

[Charles Martel]

If it was up to me in New Orleans, I’d put up a staue to the man who defeated Lee, the American patriot Ulysses Grant.

Grant - another white guy from the distant past? Unlikely. American patriot? Again, unlikely.

It'll be Dutch Morial, or the like.