[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

I’m trying to sell my extra large super-duper CO2 scrubbers to the UN

Yep - I call 'em "trees" for short. Let me know what they offer you.

[PIF]

As I said earlier: No trees! Please! When they die all that CO2 is released back into the Gaia’s precious, sacred environment.

I cannot reveal the nature or origin of my scrubbers, lest people like you steal them and undercut my bid.