Since those two satellites may well be nuclear delivery devices, perhaps they should have some sort of "accident".
I’d be very glad if they had an “accident,” preferably one preceeded by a couple milliseconds by a very bright, coherent light.
Alas, since nukes don’t put out a lot of radiation (almost none, in fact) until detonated, we just about can’t know whether they are aboard these satellites or not. I assume so. Hence the “accident” had better be simultaneous, or nearly so.