Parents, I mean. Boneheads.
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"Susan the Sifter" get her orders for the day.
"Susan, as you sift through the intel, get me something
damaging on Penguin books so I can shake them down for
a lucrative book deal."
"And get Harvey Einstein's tax returns. Malia needs a job."
"Oh, and Lois Lerner needs intel to target conservatives applying for tax-exempt status."