[thoughtomator]

UN and UK experts call these claims “plausible,”

Made up fake news weasel warning

[Rashputin]

If they bombed Assad for having a tail and horns he kept filed down so they weren't obvious his tail tender would defect with stories about how much Assad loves having his pointed tail groomed.

UK experts are the same ones who insist that their "former" MI6 guy is telling the truth about Trump having hookers piss on the bed the Obamas slept in but selective belief means most people probably won't give any thought to how easily the UK confirms whatever the US asks them to confirm.