We will be glad to consider your request Ms. Lerner. We just have a little paperwork to do first. We will need from you your tax returns since 1989, a list of all addresses and the names of your neighbors, with current contact information for each of your residences since 1983. We will need your high school transcripts and the names of each teacher you had in grades 1-12, and we have this short 484 page questionnaire that needs to be filled out and notarized by a notary each state that the IRS has impacted.
Awesome suggestion.
Discovery. Depositions. And lots of forms to complete. Under penalty of perjury of course.