[Why does NASA have guys with guns?]
You never heard about the shoot-out with the aliens at the secret underground base?
There was a guy who used to speak about it. I’m sure he was telling the truth, of course.
Oh it’s true alright.
The Earthlings were playing Rap “music” on a stereo. Real loud. So loud in fact that the aliens on the their own side of the mesa could not only hear it, they could actually feel the bass notes vibrating through the wall.
The aliens called and complained but to no avail. So finally one of went next door and physically pulled the plug out of the wall.
Well that’s when the riot started and things quickly spiraled out of control. It became ray guns versus .45s and turned deadly. A very ugly scene. Gray aliens laid out like cordwood. Green blood splattered over the walls, and little piles of glowing ashes where the humans had been disintegrated.
Among the casualties was the alien who took matters into his own hands.
Very sad.