I was once on an overbooked flight to Phoenix. A person came up to where I was sitting and said I was in her assigned seat. I, er, let out a long smelly fart and she said ..never mind.
Only a cannon-cocker can f**t like the roar of distant artillery.
;^)
LOL...actually had a woman try to get my wife and I to put our kids on our lap so she could sit closer to the front due to her short connection. I damn near came unglued. We BOUGHT the tickets for the kids. Wife calmly tried to give her a soiled diaper and wipes and said, "You can sit next to them, we need a break. THAT one has diarrhea. Good luck".
She went on to badger another person. Finally the airline (SWA) sat her ass in the back and told her to be quiet.
person came up to where I was sitting and said I was in her assigned seat. I, er, let out a long smelly fart and she said ..never mind.
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Your first comment was about leaving a pile or a puddle on the seat before you left the air plane. I thought, well he says he’s a Marine, don’t judge him. Butt, after this comment, I hate to say it, but I think you may have a problem, or you work in the medical field. lol lol.
person came up to where I was sitting and said I was in her assigned seat. I, er, let out a long smelly fart and she said ..never mind.
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Your first comment was about leaving a pile or a puddle on the seat before you left the air plane. I thought, well he says he’s a Marine, don’t judge him. Butt, after this comment, I hate to say it, but I think you may have a problem, or you work in the medical field. lol lol.