“When is Barry Soetoro due back from the Elba, errr Tahiti?”
Maybe not for a long time:
http://www.datehookup.com/thread-1466595.htm
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/01/21/el-chapos-new-home-jail-that-held-mobsters-terrorists.html
And do not forgt El Chapo, soon (???) to be known as the songbird of Mexico??